me : *feels pretty once*
acne :
heat helps with cramps. you can use a heat pad, but why stop there? rip your uterus out. set it on fire. there. much better. no more cramps
The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical
99% sure my soulmate is a piece of bread
Mom: Stop twerking and clean ur room
Me:
School tomorrow has me like:
